But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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