i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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