so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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