I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she told me i tasted like america
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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