No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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