Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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