you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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