It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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