oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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