No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm bleeding and have questions
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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