it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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