all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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