Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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