My pussy is not your playground.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize