we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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