but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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