Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I look better un-naked...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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