Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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