Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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