Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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