i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
