grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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