Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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