Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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