She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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