Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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