Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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