the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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