i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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