rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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