Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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