Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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