I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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