If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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