he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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