hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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