its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I am never drinking with the goths again.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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