where am i from again
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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