Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Come see our sink grown plant.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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