It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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