So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I seem to have left my pride at pride
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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