Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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