Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
