Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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