I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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