Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We left the knife in your bed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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