im about as happy as oj after his trial
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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