i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she looked like the before picture.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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