Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
