I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Barsexuality is the new black.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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